Unfortunately, you're right. It is LLM-written: https://www.pangram.com/history/8b17aa57-ce1f-4f46-85f4-4db0...

I don’t need a tool to tell me that, and if it was a well-written, interesting, accurate essay, I wouldn’t care.

But it’s none of those three things.

It is, however, the result of a model trained very effectively to give humans—including hn readers—what they want.

These tools are no more truthworthy than any other LLM slop-extruder.